Singh's are too intelligent
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh
a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?"
The first Singh answers, "That`s easy, we`ll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that`s because the
picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect,
how would
you recognize him?"
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He`d be too easy to catch because
he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What`s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it`s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best
answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The
Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect
wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because
he really doesn`t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that`s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I
check his file and I`ll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and
goes to his office, checks the suspect`s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.
"Wow! I can`t believe it. It`s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"
"That`s easy," the Singh replied. "He can`t wear regular glasses because
he only has one eye and one ear."
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