the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200   men walking in single line .    

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.He approached the man walking with the dog,   "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line.  Whose funeral is it? "

The man replied,"Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "

What happened to her?"!

The man replied,"My dog attacked and killed her. "

He inquired further, "Well,  who is in the second  coffin? "

The man answered,  "My mother-in-law.  She was  trying to help my wife
when the dog attacked and killed  her also.  "

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the

first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "

The man replied  "Join the queue."
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