NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!!

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.    We'll be Gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box we're  Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please Pack my New blue silk pajamas."

   The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife

   she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following
   Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

   The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many
fish?
   He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few
   Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

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   The wife replied, "I did.
They're in your fishing box....